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Yo' Mama is so stupid her TV remote consist of only one button.

I got one of these new smartphone with assistive touch. So I went on the internet and typed in porn. The disappointment when you find out it doesn't actually work.


Imagine this as a horror situation:

Put a person in a room with a table in the middle of the room. On the table is a computer keyboard with only one key missing. Imagine the terror on their face when they realise there's no Escape.