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A little kid walks into a pub and asks, do you have any peanuts? the barman says no sorry. The kid leaves but returns the next day and asks the same question, excuse me, have you got any peanuts. The bartender replies, look kid I told you yesterday now don't come back and ask again! The kid leaves but comes back again the next day. He asks, excuse me, do you have any peanuts? The bartender says no and if you come back again I will chuck you out. The kid leaves and comes back the next day. The bartender chucks him out and says next time you come in I will hang you on the wall. So the kid, regardless of what the barman said, goes back the next day and once again asks for some peanuts. The  barman then keeps to his word and hangs him on the wall. While hanging there the kid sees a picture of Jesus next to him and says, did you ask for peanuts too?