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Some guys become shit heads just to get some ass.

a pig goes to a bar and starts chatting up a wolf, he says "You blow me away"

a cow says to a horse, "so what's your upside?" the horse replies "I'm an animal in the bedroom"

I went to my friend's house one day, I decided to try drugs for the first time and ended up in a horse field. The horses didn't really like the fact I was there, but in the end I got a good kick out of it.

I went to get my braces done and I sat down and got all comfy when the doctor came in and said
"Brace yourself". I said, "I'm sure you're supposed to do that.

I made a twitter account for my budgie, it tweeted too much so I made it a facebook account and poked it off its branch.

I have a friend with glasses, he's the type I would call a spectacular friend.