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A roll on says to the lynx dry,"I'm better at stopping perspiration than you", the lynx says "Are you Sure?"

If I was to be anything I would be a triangle. That way others wouldn't care if I went off on a tangent.

One positive of being a triangle is that it's easy to find acute girlfriend.

my COSINE is so religious she thought is was a SIN to TAN.

what's the difference between blondes and bin liners?
-bin liners hold rubbish in, blondes just let it all out.

I went to a casino the other day and I stood next to a blonde girl, I put all my money on red 15... I ended up losing it... so much for dumb luck.

Internet porn- giving sticky keys a whole new meaning.

I'm more of a one line comedian.
-I write most my jokes on notepad.