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What do you say to taunt your girlfriend after you've cheated on her?
-You jelly bro?

It must have been so easy for Frank Lampard to cheat on his wife. If she asked how his day had been he could just reply, "It's been great, I scored!"

Driving over the Severn bridge takes its toll.

People say life is too short, so I tell them to grow up.

I went to a club and my mate told me to try out some pick up lines. Elevate, gather and uplift just had no effect.

My computer said please refresh and try again so I gave it some cold water and it froze.